Spinach
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Spinach: The green vegetable that makes you feel like Popeye but without the strength or charm to back it up.
Usage
I asked my spinach why it was so quiet and it said "I'm just sautéing in my own thoughts."
Insight
What did the spinach say when its friend asked if they could hang out? Leaf me alone!
Origin
Spinach was invented by a group of ancient monks who were looking for a way to make their salads more boring than ever before!
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