Spinach

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Spinach: The green vegetable that makes you feel like Popeye but without the strength or charm to back it up.

Spinach: A giant bowl of steaming hot spinach slowly floated through an empty room while tiny birds sang from above - all accompanied by a gentle breeze blowing through the windowsill curtains...

Usage

I asked my spinach why it was so quiet and it said "I'm just sautéing in my own thoughts."

Insight

What did the spinach say when its friend asked if they could hang out? Leaf me alone!

Origin

Spinach was invented by a group of ancient monks who were looking for a way to make their salads more boring than ever before!

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