Onion
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) An onion is a vegetable that makes you cry when you cut it - and sometimes even when you don't!
Usage
I tried to make an onion sandwich but the bread kept crying out for help!
Insight
What did the onion say after being sliced? "I'm feeling a little vulnerable!"
Origin
The origin of onions dates back to ancient Greece where they were used as currency in exchange for tears shed during tragedies at the theatre.
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