Needlepoint

Definition

(Noun; Crafts) Needlepoint: When you have too much time on your hands and not enough fabric to make a quilt.

Needlepoint: A giant hand descended from the sky holding a single thread which unraveled into a tapestry depicting a surreal landscape with dancing cats wearing top hats and monocles

Usage

I'm so good at needlepoint that my stitches are practically invisible - even to me!

Insight

What did the needle say when it was stuck in the haystack? "Ouch point!"

Origin

Needlepoint originated from an ancient tribe of warriors who used their needles as weapons against enemies made of cloth and yarn!

Related

EmbroideryCross StitchTapestryKnittingCrocheting

Unrelated

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