Embroidery
Definition
(Noun; Crafts) Embroidery: When you have too much time on your hands and not enough fabric to make a quilt.
Usage
I'm so good at embroidery that my stitches come out looking like they were done by machine!
Insight
What did the embroidered pillow say when it saw its reflection? "Thread me!"
Origin
The art of embroidery was invented in ancient times when an emperor wanted to decorate his robes with something more than just jewels and gold thread - he wanted personality!
Related
NeedlepointCross StitchCrewelworkQuiltingAppliqu