Quilting
Definition
(Noun; Hobby/Craft) Quilting: the art of making a blanket out of scraps you don't need anymore and pretending it's intentional design.
Usage
I'm quilting my way to success one stitch at a time!
Insight
What did the quilt say when it saw its reflection? "Oh patch!"
Origin
The ancient practice of quilting was invented by an ambitious seamstress who wanted to make her bed look like a giant pizza pie!
Related
NeedleworkCross StitchEmbroideryPatchworkSewing