Quilting

Definition

(Noun; Hobby/Craft) Quilting: the art of making a blanket out of scraps you don't need anymore and pretending it's intentional design.

Quilting: A room full of colorful fabric pieces floating in midair as if they were dancing around each other while being sewn together with invisible thread into intricate patterns and shapes

Usage

I'm quilting my way to success one stitch at a time!

Insight

What did the quilt say when it saw its reflection? "Oh patch!"

Origin

The ancient practice of quilting was invented by an ambitious seamstress who wanted to make her bed look like a giant pizza pie!

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NeedleworkCross StitchEmbroideryPatchworkSewing

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