Sewing
Definition
(Noun; Hobby/Skill) Sewing: The art of making clothes out of frustration and disappointment.
Usage
I'm so good at sewing that my stitches can be seen from outer space!
Insight
What did the tailor say when he ran out of fabric? "Sew what?!"
Origin
Sewing was invented by a bored seamstress who wanted to make something more interesting than her daily chores - and it worked!
Related
NeedlesThreadsPatternsFabricsEmbroidery