Knitting

Definition

(Noun; Hobby) Knitting: The art of turning string into a warm blanket for your insecurities to hide under.

Knitting: A room full of people all knitting together while wearing matching sweaters and singing sea shanties in perfect harmony - surreal yet strangely cozy!

Usage

I'm so good at knitting that my socks have their own Instagram account!

Insight

What did the knitter say when she ran out of yarn? "Oh no-knot!"

Origin

Knitting was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to make sure they always had something to do with their hands during long meetings and boring conversations.

Related

YarnNeedlesPatternsCrochetAfghans

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