Knitting
Definition
(Noun; Hobby) Knitting: The art of turning string into a warm blanket for your insecurities to hide under.
Usage
I'm so good at knitting that my socks have their own Instagram account!
Insight
What did the knitter say when she ran out of yarn? "Oh no-knot!"
Origin
Knitting was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to make sure they always had something to do with their hands during long meetings and boring conversations.
Related
YarnNeedlesPatternsCrochetAfghans