Ironing
Definition
(Noun; Chore) Ironing: The art of pressing clothes until you can see your reflection in them.
Usage
I'm so good at ironing that my shirts have creases on the inside!
Insight
What did the shirt say to the iron? "Press me already!"
Origin
Ironing was invented by a bored blacksmith who wanted something to do with all his leftover metal scraps and heat sources from forging swords and armor for knights and kings alike!
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