Vacuuming

Definition

(Noun; Chore) Vacuuming: the act of pretending to clean while actually just pushing dirt around your floor

Vacuuming: Two robots are standing in front of a pile of leaves arguing about whether or not they should be using a broom or a vacuum cleaner for the job...

Usage

I vacuumed my house so much that it now looks like a giant dust bunny!

Insight

What do you call a vacuum cleaner who's also an astronaut? A vac-uumanaut!

Origin

The word 'vacuuming' was invented by ancient Egyptians when they discovered their slaves were too lazy to sweep and needed something more efficient to keep their floors clean!

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CleaningDustingMoppingSweepingPolishing

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