Vacuuming
Definition
(Noun; Chore) Vacuuming: the act of pretending to clean while actually just pushing dirt around your floor
Usage
I vacuumed my house so much that it now looks like a giant dust bunny!
Insight
What do you call a vacuum cleaner who's also an astronaut? A vac-uumanaut!
Origin
The word 'vacuuming' was invented by ancient Egyptians when they discovered their slaves were too lazy to sweep and needed something more efficient to keep their floors clean!
Related
CleaningDustingMoppingSweepingPolishing