Caffeine
Definition
(Noun; Stimulant) Caffeine: the only thing that makes it possible to wake up and face another day of pretending you like your job.
Usage
I'm so addicted to caffeine that when I don't have any coffee in the morning my brain just says "uh oh" instead of thinking!
Insight
What do you call a cup of coffee with no caffeine? Decaf-fooled ya!
Origin
Caffeine was discovered by an ancient tribe who noticed their goats were more energetic after eating certain berries - they called them 'goatberries' but we know them as coffee beans today!
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