Yerba Mate

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) Yerba Mate: the beverage that makes you feel like you're drinking a cup of hot regret.

Yerba Mate: Two people sipping on steaming cups of yerba mate in a field full of llamas wearing top hats and bow ties - surreal yet strangely calming at the same time!

Usage

I just had some yerba mate and now my problems are twice as bitter!

Insight

What do you call it when someone drinks too much yerba mate? A caffeine-induced hallucination!

Origin

The origin story of yerba mate is said to have begun with an ancient tribe who discovered its energizing effects after being struck by lightning while harvesting leaves from a nearby tree...twice!

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