Coffee

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) Coffee: The only thing that makes mornings bearable and evenings unbearable.

Coffee: A barista pouring steaming hot espresso into a mug while wearing a tuxedo in the middle of a desert oasis surrounded by cacti and camels sipping on cappuccinos

Usage

I like my coffee like I like my women - strong and bitter!

Insight

What did the cup of coffee say to the other cup of coffee? "Hey man...brew's up!"

Origin

Coffee was invented by a group of monks who were looking for an alternative way to stay awake during long hours of prayer without having to resort to energy drinks or Red Bull-y behavior!

Related

CaffeineEspressoLatteMochaFrappuccino

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