Coffee
Definition
(Noun; Beverage) Coffee: The only thing that makes mornings bearable and evenings unbearable.
Usage
I like my coffee like I like my women - strong and bitter!
Insight
What did the cup of coffee say to the other cup of coffee? "Hey man...brew's up!"
Origin
Coffee was invented by a group of monks who were looking for an alternative way to stay awake during long hours of prayer without having to resort to energy drinks or Red Bull-y behavior!
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