Frappuccino

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) A sugary drink that masquerades as a coffee beverage and costs an arm and a leg for the privilege of drinking it.

Frappuccino: Two baristas stand in front of a giant cauldron filled with steaming hot Frappucinnos while debating whether or not they should add sprinkles on top...

Usage

I'm so addicted to Frappuccinos that my blood type is now Frap-O Positive!

Insight

What do you call a frappuccino made with orange juice? An Orange Julius Caesar!

Origin

The Frappuccino was invented by accident when an ancient alchemist spilled some magical elixir into his morning cup of joe - and voila! Instant deliciousness!

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