Starbucks

Definition

(Noun; Coffee Shop) Starbucks: Where dreams of getting a good cup of coffee go to die.

Starbucks: Two baristas stood behind the counter at Starbucks discussing philosophy while customers waited patiently with cups full of steaming espresso and lattes that never seemed to cool down no matter how long they sat there...

Usage

I asked for an extra shot at Starbucks and they gave me a lecture on the importance of sleep!

Insight

What do you call it when someone orders a venti frappucino from Starbucks? A grande mistake!

Origin

The original Starbucks was founded in Seattle by two sea-faring brothers who wanted to bring back the flavor of their favorite port city's coffee beans - but accidentally spilled them into hot milk instead!

Related

CaffeineFrappuccinosLattesCaramel MacchiatosMochas

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