Ancient Egypt
Definition
(Noun; Civilization) Ancient Egypt: Where the dead were buried with more wealth than most people will ever see in their lifetime!
Usage
The ancient Egyptians must have been really good at hide-and-seek if they managed to keep all those pyramids a secret for so long!
Insight
What did the mummy say when he was asked why he never left his tomb? "I'm just taking an extended vacation!"
Origin
Ancient Egypt was founded by King Tut after he discovered that it's easier to build monuments out of sand than snowballs!
Related
PyramidsPharaohsMummiesHieroglyphicsNile River