Ancient Egypt

Definition

(Noun; Civilization) Ancient Egypt: Where the dead were buried with more wealth than most people will ever see in their lifetime!

Ancient Egypt: A pharaoh and a pyramid stand atop a giant camel while two mummies play chess on its back - all under the watchful eye of a sphinx perched nearby!

Usage

The ancient Egyptians must have been really good at hide-and-seek if they managed to keep all those pyramids a secret for so long!

Insight

What did the mummy say when he was asked why he never left his tomb? "I'm just taking an extended vacation!"

Origin

Ancient Egypt was founded by King Tut after he discovered that it's easier to build monuments out of sand than snowballs!

Related

PyramidsPharaohsMummiesHieroglyphicsNile River

Unrelated

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