Hockey

Definition

(Noun; Sport) Hockey: The sport where grown men fight over a frozen rubber disc in an icy arena while wearing armor and wielding sticks like medieval knights.

Hockey: Two teams of giant polar bears playing hockey with flaming pucks on top of an iceberg in the middle of the Arctic Ocean!

Usage

I heard hockey players are so tough they use frozen pucks as ice cubes!

Insight

What do you call it when two teams of hockey players play on the moon? Lunar-hockey!

Origin

Hockey was invented by a group of Canadian lumberjacks who were looking for something to do during their long winter breaks from chopping down trees - and thus "Hockey" was born!

Related

Ice SkatingPuckGoalie MaskZamboniStanley Cup

Unrelated

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