Ice Skating
Definition
(Noun; Recreation) Ice skating: the art of slipping and sliding on a frozen surface while trying not to fall over in front of an audience.
Usage
I'm so good at ice skating that I can do it with my eyes closed... but then again everyone looks the same when they're upside down!
Insight
What did the ice skater say after she finished her routine? "I hope you enjoyed my performance - now if you'll excuse me I have to go melt!"
Origin
The sport of ice skating was invented by a group of Vikings who were looking for something fun to do during their long winter voyages across icy seas and rivers.
Related
Figure SkatingHockeySpeed SkatingSynchronized SkatingShort Track