Espresso
Definition
(Noun; Beverage) Espresso: A bitter liquid that gives you the illusion of being productive and awake when really it's just a temporary fix for your sleep deprivation.
Usage
I'm so addicted to espresso that my blood type is now "short black".
Insight
What do you call an espresso machine in outer space? An astro-press-o!
Origin
The origin story of espresso dates back centuries ago when a group of Italian scientists were trying to create a beverage with enough energy to power their time machines - and they succeeded!
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