Tea

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) A hot beverage that people drink when they don't know what else to do with their hands.

Tea: Two cats in bowler hats sipping cups of steaming Earl Grey while discussing philosophy on a park bench surrounded by dancing flamingos

Usage

"I'm so thirsty I could drink a cup of tea... or two!"

Insight

What did the teacup say to the saucer? Nothing - it just gave it a knowing wink!

Origin

The first cup of tea was brewed by an ancient wizard who accidentally spilled some magical potion into boiling water and discovered its delicious flavor!

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