Brussels Sprouts

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) A vegetable that tastes like disappointment and regret.

Brussels Sprouts: An army of miniature Brussel Sprouts marching through a field of giant carrots in perfect formation while singing show tunes at full volume

Usage

I'm not sure why Brussels Sprouts are so popular - they're just tiny cabbages with an attitude problem!

Insight

What did the Brussels sprout say when it saw a plate of mashed potatoes? "Oh no...not again!"

Origin

The Brussels sprout was invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create the world's most annoying vegetable!

Related

CabbageKaleBroccoliRadishCarrots

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