Radish
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) A root vegetable that's always trying to be something it's not - a potato!
An army of tiny radishes marching through a field of giant carrots with flags waving and drums beating in unison!
Usage
Radishes are so small they can't even reach the salad bar!
Insight
What did the radish say when it saw its reflection? "Dang I'm looking sharp!"
Origin
The radish was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to have a snack as red as their faces after being yelled at in court!
Related
CarrotsTurnipsBeetsRutabagasParsnips