Parsnips
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Parsnips: the vegetable that's just a carrot with an inferiority complex
A giant parsnip wearing sunglasses lounging in a hammock between two trees while sipping on a smoothie made of celery root and turnips!
Usage
I heard parsnips are so bitter because they're always trying to one-up carrots!
Insight
What did the parsnip say when it saw a rabbit? "Hey there hop-tato!"
Origin
The origin of the word 'parsnip' is said to come from two words: 'par', meaning equal or even and 'snip', referring to its shapely snipped ends!
Related
CarrotsRutabagasTurnipsRadishesCelery Root
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