cabbage
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Cabbage: the vegetable that's just a little too eager to please everyone.
A giant talking head made out of cabbage stalks floated in mid-air while singing sea shanties about pickles and sauerkraut
Usage
I asked my friend why he was eating cabbage and he said it was because of its "leafy appeal".
Insight
What did the cabbage say when it saw a rabbit? Leaf me alone!
Origin
The origin of cabbage dates back to ancient times when an emperor declared that all vegetables must wear hats or be banished from his kingdom - so they put on their cabbages!
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