Cauliflower

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Cauliflower: the vegetable that thinks it's a flower but is really just an overgrown head of broccoli.

Cauliflower: A giant white cloud floated through the sky while tiny pieces of cauliflower rained down from above - creating a surreal landscape below filled with crunchy florets everywhere you looked!

Usage

I asked my cauliflower what its favorite color was and it said "Cream-sicle!"

Insight

What did the cauliflower say when he saw his reflection in the mirror? "Oh no! Not another one!"

Origin

The origin story of cauliflower goes back to ancient Greece where Zeus created this veggie as a punishment for mortals who dared challenge him - they were cursed with having to eat something that looked like brains forevermore!

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BroccoliBrussels SproutsKaleSpinachRadish

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