Cauliflower
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Cauliflower: the vegetable that thinks it's a flower but is really just an overgrown head of broccoli.
Usage
I asked my cauliflower what its favorite color was and it said "Cream-sicle!"
Insight
What did the cauliflower say when he saw his reflection in the mirror? "Oh no! Not another one!"
Origin
The origin story of cauliflower goes back to ancient Greece where Zeus created this veggie as a punishment for mortals who dared challenge him - they were cursed with having to eat something that looked like brains forevermore!
Related
BroccoliBrussels SproutsKaleSpinachRadish