Kale

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Kale: The vegetable that thinks it's better than you!

Kale: A giant head made out of kale slowly floated through town while everyone watched in awe and confusion from below...

Usage

I'm so kale-ing myself for not eating more of this superfood!

Insight

What did the kale say to the carrot? "You're looking a bit green around the edges!"

Origin

Kale was invented by an ancient tribe who believed if they ate enough of it they would become invincible warriors - but all it really gave them was gas and indigestion!

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