Baking Breads

Definition

(Noun; Cooking) Baking breads: the only thing more tedious than eating them!

Baking Breads: Two loaves of freshly baked sourdough levitating in midair while a flock of seagulls circle around them singing show tunes in perfect harmony

Usage

I'm not a baker but I know how to knead dough... with my feet!

Insight

What do you call it when two loaves of bread get married? A yeast union!

Origin

The art of baking bread was invented by an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh who wanted his subjects to have something better to eat than sandwiches made from stone tablets and papyrus scrolls.

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