Wine
Definition
(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Wine: The liquid form of procrastination that comes in a bottle with a cork.
Usage
I'm not an alcoholic - I only drink wine on days that end in "y".
Insight
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - it just let out a little whine!
Origin
Wine was invented by ancient Greeks who were looking for something to do while waiting for their bread to rise and ferment into beer!
Related
MerlotCabernet SauvignonChardonnayPinot NoirRiesling
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