Merlot
Definition
(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Merlot: The wine that makes you think it's a good idea to text your ex at 2am.
Usage
I asked my friend why he was drinking merlot and he said "It seemed like the right thing to do."
Insight
What did the grape say when it saw its reflection in the glass of merlot? Nothing - grapes can't talk!
Origin
Merlot is believed to have originated from an ancient spell cast by wizards who wanted people to forget their troubles for one night only...and then regret them all over again in the morning!
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