Cabernet Sauvignon

Definition

(Noun; Wine Variety) Cabernet Sauvignon: The wine that makes you think it's a good idea to call your ex at 2am.

Cabernet Sauvignon: A giant glass of ruby red Cabernet Sauvignon floating through space with stars twinkling around it like fireflies on a summer night...

Usage

I heard Cabernet Sauvignon is so smooth it can talk its way out of a DUI!

Insight

What did the grape say when asked if he wanted to be made into Cabernet Sauvignon? "I'm in-vine!"

Origin

Legend has it that the first bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon was created by an ancient wizard who mixed together some magical grapes and spices from his garden cauldron!

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