Chardonnay

Definition

(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Chardonnay: The drink of choice for people who want to pretend they know something about wine but don't really care what it tastes like.

Chardonnay: Two glasses of chardonnay floated through the air while a talking giraffe watched from below and wondered why no one else seemed surprised by this strange sight

Usage

I'm not sure if this chardonnay is any good or not - all I can taste is regret!

Insight

What do you call a bottle of chardonnay that's been sitting in the sun too long? A hot mess-o-ray!

Origin

Chardonnay was invented by an ancient French king who wanted his subjects to have a way to enjoy their meals without having to talk with each other at the dinner table.

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