Chardonnay
Definition
(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Chardonnay: The drink of choice for people who want to pretend they know something about wine but don't really care what it tastes like.
Usage
I'm not sure if this chardonnay is any good or not - all I can taste is regret!
Insight
What do you call a bottle of chardonnay that's been sitting in the sun too long? A hot mess-o-ray!
Origin
Chardonnay was invented by an ancient French king who wanted his subjects to have a way to enjoy their meals without having to talk with each other at the dinner table.
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