Water
Definition
(Noun; Liquid) Water: the only thing that can put out a fire and make you wet at the same time!
Usage
I spilled water on my laptop and now it's an aquarium!
Insight
What did one drop of water say to the other? "Hey buddy let's get together and form an ocean!"
Origin
Water was invented by a bored scientist who wanted something to fill up all those empty glasses in his lab!
Related
HydrationSwimmingBoatingIcebergsEvaporation