Hydration
Definition
(Noun; Health & Wellness) Hydration: the act of drinking enough water to make your pee clear and still feel thirsty afterwards.
Usage
I'm so hydrated that my sweat is just sparkling water!
Insight
What did one drop of water say to the other? Nothing - it was too dehydrated for conversation!
Origin
Hydration was invented by a group of ancient Egyptians who were tired of carrying around heavy canteens full of beer all day long!
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