Electrolytes

Definition

(Noun; Nutrition) Electrolytes: the mysterious molecules that make you feel like a million bucks and cost just as much!

Electrolytes: A giant beaker of neon-colored liquid bubbling with electricity surrounded by tiny dancing electrons wearing party hats and singing "Happy Birthday!"

Usage

I'm so thirsty for electrolytes I could drink an ocean!

Insight

What did the electron say to its partner? Let's get charged up!

Origin

The word 'electrolyte' was invented by two scientists who were struck by lightning while drinking Gatorade together in a lab experiment gone wrong...or right?

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