Turmeric
Definition
(Noun; Spice) Turmeric: the spice that makes everything taste like disappointment and regret.
Usage
I'm not sure why turmeric is so popular - it's just yellow mustard with an attitude problem!
Insight
What did the turmeric say to the curry powder? "You're looking a bit spicy today!"
Origin
Turmeric was discovered by accident when a farmer stumbled upon some ground-up lemons in his field one day and thought they looked interesting enough to try out as seasoning for his dinner that night...and voila!
Related
CurryGingerCorianderCuminCardamom