Turmeric

Definition

(Noun; Spice) Turmeric: the spice that makes everything taste like disappointment and regret.

Turmeric: A giant orange elephant wearing a bright yellow sombrero stands atop a mountain of golden turmeric powder while playing maracas made from cinnamon sticks and singing an ancient folk song about saffron spices

Usage

I'm not sure why turmeric is so popular - it's just yellow mustard with an attitude problem!

Insight

What did the turmeric say to the curry powder? "You're looking a bit spicy today!"

Origin

Turmeric was discovered by accident when a farmer stumbled upon some ground-up lemons in his field one day and thought they looked interesting enough to try out as seasoning for his dinner that night...and voila!

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