Shopping Malls

Definition

(Noun; Place) Shopping Malls: Where you can buy things you don't need with money you don't have!

Shopping Malls: A surreal scene of shoppers walking around aimlessly in circles while giant robots dance in the background playing jaunty tunes on accordions made of candy floss clouds!

Usage

I went to the mall and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and a new pair of shoes!

Insight

What do shopping malls and ghosts have in common? They both haunt people's wallets!

Origin

The term 'shopping mall' originated from an ancient tribe who believed that sacrificing their hard earned coins at these places would bring them good luck and fortune - it didn't work out so well for them though!

Related

RetailersFood CourtsParking LotsEscalatorsSecurity Guards

Unrelated

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