Football
Definition
(Noun; Sport) Football: A game where grown men fight over a piece of leather-covered air
Usage
I'm not sure if football is a sport or just an excuse to eat nachos and drink beer!
Insight
The referee blew the whistle so loud that it caused all the players to spontaneously combust!
Origin
Football was invented by two bored farmers who decided to see how far they could kick their chickens across the field!
Related
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