Football

Definition

(Noun; Sport) Football: A game where grown men fight over a piece of leather-covered air

Football: Two teams of giant robots playing football on top of a floating castle in outer space!

Usage

I'm not sure if football is a sport or just an excuse to eat nachos and drink beer!

Insight

The referee blew the whistle so loud that it caused all the players to spontaneously combust!

Origin

Football was invented by two bored farmers who decided to see how far they could kick their chickens across the field!

Related

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