Cats

Definition

(Noun; Animal) A furry little dictator that rules your home with an iron paw.

Cats: Two cats in bowler hats playing chess on top of a giant ball of yarn while drinking tea from tiny teacups

Usage

I'm not a cat person but I am a people person who is owned by cats!

Insight

What do you call it when two cats high-five? A pawsitively purrfect moment!

Origin

Cats were created when the gods decided to give humans something to vacuum and cuddle at the same time!

Related

PurringWhiskersFurKittensMeowing

Unrelated

AstronomyPoliticsEconomicsArt HistoryGeology