Kittens

Definition

(Noun; Animals) Kittens: The tiny bundles of joy that will one day grow up to be the monsters under your bed!

Kittens: Two kittens playing tag on top of a giant pile of yarn while wearing bow ties and monocles - what could be more surreal?!

Usage

I just saw a kitten trying to open a can of tuna with its paw - it was so cute and determined!

Insight

What do you call a kitten in an astronaut suit? A meow-naut!

Origin

Kittens were first discovered by ancient Egyptians who believed they had been sent from the gods as gifts for their loyalty and devotion...or maybe they just found them in the alley behind their palace?

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