Fur

Definition

(Noun; Clothing) Fur: the most expensive way to look like a bear in public

Fur: Two polar bears wearing matching fur coats strolling through the snow-covered forest while discussing philosophy and sipping hot cocoa from thermos flasks...

Usage

I just bought a fur coat so now I'm really feeling my inner animal!

Insight

What do you call it when an elephant wears a fur coat? A furry situation!

Origin

Fur was invented by cavemen who wanted to keep warm but were too lazy to start fires every night - they figured out that if they wore dead animals instead of burning them for warmth then their nights would be much easier and more comfortable!

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