Sports teams

Definition

(Noun; Group) A group of people who come together to make a lot of money for their owners while providing minimal entertainment value for the fans.

Sports teams: A stadium full of cheering spectators watching two teams play against each other with giant inflatable mascots floating above them in the sky like balloons on strings!

Usage

"Sports teams: Where winning is optional and losing is mandatory!"

Insight

What do you call a sports team that's made up entirely of robots? The Unbeatables!

Origin

Sports teams were invented by an ancient king as a way to distract his subjects from how little he was actually doing for them in terms of governance and public works projects.

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