Soccer
Definition
(Noun; Sport) Soccer: The sport where you run around for 90 minutes and nothing happens!
Usage
I'm so bad at soccer that the ball always ends up in my own goal!
Insight
What do you call a soccer team made of robots? A Mech-eleven!
Origin
Soccer was invented by an ancient Greek philosopher who wanted to prove that humans could move without actually going anywhere!
Related
World CupPenalty KickGoalkeeperFIFAOffside Rule