Soccer

Definition

(Noun; Sport) Soccer: The sport where you run around for 90 minutes and nothing happens!

Soccer: Two teams of players stood motionless on the field while a giant hamster wheel spun between them - this was their version of soccer!

Usage

I'm so bad at soccer that the ball always ends up in my own goal!

Insight

What do you call a soccer team made of robots? A Mech-eleven!

Origin

Soccer was invented by an ancient Greek philosopher who wanted to prove that humans could move without actually going anywhere!

Related

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