FIFA

Definition

(Noun; Sports Organization) FIFA: An organization that makes a lot of money off the world's favorite sport without actually playing it themselves.

FIFA: In a surreal scene at the FIFA headquarters all the employees are wearing referee uniforms while counting stacks of cash in perfect unison as if they're part of some strange ritualistic dance...

Usage

FIFA stands for "Find It Fun to Accumulate Money".

Insight

What do you call an international soccer tournament with no referees? A FIFAbulous mess!

Origin

The name 'FIFA' was invented by two friends who were trying to come up with something that sounded like a combination of their initials - Frank and Ian Financial Association!

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