PHP

Definition

(Acronym) PHP: Problematic Hypertext Processor

PHP: Two programmers arguing over which line should be indented while a robotic arm randomly types out strings of gibberish nearby...

Usage

I tried to learn PHP but it was too hard so I just gave up and had a cup of tea instead!

Insight

What do you call two lines of code that don't get along? A PHP divide!

Origin

The language known as 'PHP' was invented by an ancient tribe who believed in the power of the almighty semi-colon!

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