JavaScript
Definition
(Noun; Programming Language) JavaScript: the language that makes your computer do things you didn't ask it to do!
Usage
I'm not sure what my code is doing but I think it's writing a novel in JavaScript!
Insight
What did the programmer say when he couldn't debug his code? To heck with this Java Script!
Origin
The origin of JavaScript dates back to ancient Greece where Zeus created an algorithm for lightning bolts and thunderbolts - hence "JavaScript"!