MySQL

Definition

(Noun; Database Management System) MySQL: When you need to store data but don't want it to be accessible or useful in any way!

MySQL: In a surreal scene straight out of a dreamscape two robots were arguing over which type of database they should use while floating through space on their hoverboards - one said "MySQL" and the other replied "NoSQL".

Usage

I heard that if you use MySQL for your database management system then the sky's the limit...literally!

Insight

What do you call a database that can fly? A MySQuel!

Origin

The origin of MySQL dates back centuries ago when an ancient wizard used his magical powers to create a powerful storage spell - and thus was born the first ever relational database!

Related

SQLRelational DatabasesData ModelingDatabase SecurityIndexes

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