SQL

Definition

(Noun; Computer Language) SQL: The language that makes it possible to ask questions you already know the answer to!

SQL: A programmer sits at their desk surrounded by a sea of blinking monitors while typing away furiously on their keyboard - they are writing code in SQL so powerful that even the computer can't understand what is happening!

Usage

I asked my friend why he was learning SQL and he said "It's a long story..."

Insight

What did the database say when someone tried to delete all its data? Nothing - it had no rows left to speak!

Origin

SQL originated in ancient Greece as an acronym for 'Socrates' Query Language', which allowed philosophers of the time to debate more efficiently by asking each other complex questions with fewer words than ever before!

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