SQL
Definition
(Noun; Computer Language) SQL: The language that makes it possible to ask questions you already know the answer to!
Usage
I asked my friend why he was learning SQL and he said "It's a long story..."
Insight
What did the database say when someone tried to delete all its data? Nothing - it had no rows left to speak!
Origin
SQL originated in ancient Greece as an acronym for 'Socrates' Query Language', which allowed philosophers of the time to debate more efficiently by asking each other complex questions with fewer words than ever before!
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