Onion Rings
Definition
(Noun; Food) Onion Rings: The only food that can make you cry without even tasting it!
Usage
I don't know why onion rings are so popular - they're just circles of sadness!
Insight
What did the onion ring say to its friend? "Let's go around in circles!"
Origin
Onion Rings were invented by a group of ancient warriors who wanted to find a way to honor their fallen leader with something round and crunchy!
Related
French FriesBurgersKetchupBBQ SauceFried Chicken