Onion Rings

Definition

(Noun; Food) Onion Rings: The only food that can make you cry without even tasting it!

Onion Rings: A giant plate of golden-brown onion rings hovering above an empty field on a sunny day...

Usage

I don't know why onion rings are so popular - they're just circles of sadness!

Insight

What did the onion ring say to its friend? "Let's go around in circles!"

Origin

Onion Rings were invented by a group of ancient warriors who wanted to find a way to honor their fallen leader with something round and crunchy!

Related

French FriesBurgersKetchupBBQ SauceFried Chicken

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