Burgers

Definition

(Noun; Food) Burgers: the edible embodiment of disappointment and regret.

Burgers: A giant talking burger lounging on a beach chair with sunglasses and sipping from a coconut shell drink

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a burger off the floor!

Insight

What did the hamburger say to its bun? You complete me!

Origin

The first burgers were created when two cows collided in mid-air while attempting to jump over a fence at the same time - an event now known as "The Great Bovine Leap".

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