Hamburgers

Definition

(Noun; Food) Hamburgers: The edible equivalent of a hug from your least favorite relative.

Hamburgers: Two giant hamburgers slowly floated down the river while singing show tunes in perfect harmony - what a sight to behold!

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a hamburger the size of my head!

Insight

What do you call it when two hamburgers get married? A patty-mony!

Origin

Hamburgers were invented by an ancient tribe who believed that if they ate enough beef their gods would grant them eternal life...but all they got was indigestion and heartburn instead!

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