Fried Chicken

Definition

(Noun; Food) Fried chicken: the only food that can make you feel both guilty and satisfied at the same time!

Fried Chicken: Two chickens were standing in front of an interdimensional portal discussing whether or not they should try some fried chicken from the other side...

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a fried chicken... if it was made out of pizza!

Insight

What do you call a fried chicken with an identity crisis? A confused drumstick!

Origin

Fried chicken was invented by Colonel Sanders in 1873 when he accidentally dropped his secret herbs and spices into a deep fryer while trying to build a time machine!

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