Fried Chicken
Definition
(Noun; Food) Fried chicken: the only food that can make you feel both guilty and satisfied at the same time!
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a fried chicken... if it was made out of pizza!
Insight
What do you call a fried chicken with an identity crisis? A confused drumstick!
Origin
Fried chicken was invented by Colonel Sanders in 1873 when he accidentally dropped his secret herbs and spices into a deep fryer while trying to build a time machine!
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